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Thread: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

  1. #31

    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Lovely little village

    Unless it floods
    I know a girl who lives by there, late 40’s now mind. Her house flooded recently. If it’s her sludge stay well away she’s completely off her trolley. Used to be a clever good looking lady seemed to lose it in London about 20 years ago and ended up in jail for stalking Simon Jordan. I think she’s a stripper now.

  2. #32

    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Met her at midday

    She sent me over to the post office for a baked potato for her and a chicken tikka salad roll for me

    We spent the afternoon walking around the village , it's very nice

    Her house backs onto the river so as she drank wine I watched fish jumping

    Then we had a chinese

    Then I came home
    Grrrrrr SEX!

  3. #33

    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by NYCBlue View Post
    Figuratively and literally.

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    Last edited by The Bloop; 12-07-20 at 21:05. Reason: ..

  4. #34

    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Shes phoned again tonight

    Wanted me to go up for a coffee


    Thanked her for the offer but told her I was listening to slayer
    I assume that you know that going for a coffee doesn't mean she wants to go for a coffee ?
    I'd double up on the Lynx Africa is I were you.🙂

  5. #35

    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by goats View Post
    I know a girl who lives by there, late 40’s now mind. Her house flooded recently. If it’s her sludge stay well away she’s completely off her trolley. Used to be a clever good looking lady seemed to lose it in London about 20 years ago and ended up in jail for stalking Simon Jordan. I think she’s a stripper now.
    Somehow I don't think she's an account manager or whatever sludge said.

    Probably too old to be a stripper as well (you'd hope)

  6. #36

    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    The Chinese opposite the rugby club is great value.

    A lovely village but doesnít have the same community spirit as some of the others locally like Tongwynlais

    If she lives there canít be short of a few bob, did you inform her of your views on wealth distribution

  7. #37

    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Met her at midday

    She sent me over to the post office for a baked potato for her and a chicken tikka salad roll for me

    We spent the afternoon walking around the village , it's very nice

    Her house backs onto the river so as she drank wine I watched fish jumping

    Then we had a chinese

    Then I came home
    You must have been walking very slowly to spend the afternoon walking around the village.

  8. #38

    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by dembethewarrior View Post
    Somehow I don't think she's an account manager or whatever sludge said.

    Probably too old to be a stripper as well (you'd hope)
    Management accountant

  9. #39

    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by WJ99mobile View Post
    The Chinese opposite the rugby club is great value.

    A lovely village but doesnít have the same community spirit as some of the others locally like Tongwynlais

    If she lives there canít be short of a few bob, did you inform her of your views on wealth distribution
    Shes a liberal capitalist

    I have met a few

    The chinese we went to was called hong kong , which I thought was original

  10. #40

    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by waynekerr55 View Post
    Grrrrrr SEX!
    I would like to have it off with her

  11. #41

    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    You will know immediately if she is a keeper: she will have elephant dung on her boots.

  12. #42

    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Phoned tonight .

    I was in the shower .

    Naked .

  13. #43

    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Phoned tonight .

    I was in the shower .

    Naked .
    Most people are when they shower.

  14. #44

    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie View Post
    Most people are when they shower.
    He just likes to let us all know.

  15. #45

    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie View Post
    Most people are when they shower.
    It pissed down last night, when he says he was naked in the shower...........draw your own conclusions!

  16. #46

    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by Tuerto View Post
    He just likes to let us all know.
    Weird isn't it.

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