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Thread: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

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    I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Met her at midday

    She sent me over to the post office for a baked potato for her and a chicken tikka salad roll for me

    We spent the afternoon walking around the village , it's very nice

    Her house backs onto the river so as she drank wine I watched fish jumping

    Then we had a chinese

    Then I came home

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    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    I will let someone else FYP.

    You're bowling underarm again!

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    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by jon1959 View Post
    I will let someone else FYP.

    You're bowling underarm again!
    Shes a very successful lady

    Management accountant

    Earns top whack but very liberal

    Drives an audi TT

    Likes beef fried rice

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    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Met her at midday

    She sent me over to the post office for a baked potato for her and a chicken tikka salad roll for me

    We spent the afternoon walking around the village , it's very nice

    Her house backs onto the river so as she drank wine I watched fish jumping

    Then we had a chinese

    Then I came home
    Social distancing practiced?

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    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    ABC. Always be closing.

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    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    this is why I clapped for carers the other week, they work they do is fantastic

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    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Met her at midday

    She sent me over to the post office for a baked potato for her and a chicken tikka salad roll for me

    We spent the afternoon walking around the village , it's very nice

    Her house backs onto the river so as she drank wine I watched fish jumping

    Then we had a chinese

    Then I came home
    Did she allow you to get your tackle out to test out her pond?

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    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    There is no feking way you were in any district with any sort of female

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    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by Jordi Culé View Post
    Social distancing practiced?
    She was in the lounge , I was in the toilet

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    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by ToTaL ITK View Post
    There is no feking way you were in any district with any sort of female
    Fagins , taffs well fc , hong kong takeaway , she took me to heaven and back

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    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee View Post
    Did she allow you to get your tackle out to test out her pond?
    My tackle needs oiling I havnt used it in a while

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    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    who the f**k buys their baked potato from a post office

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    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by delmbox View Post
    who the f**k buys their baked potato from a post office
    Did she sit in the passport photo booth to eat it?

    Also, was it a first date? Seems a long old day for that - there's a danger they get to know too much too soon. Should just meet for a quick coffee, which in Taff's Well you'd probably get from a cobbler.

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    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Taffs well? It’s ok but I wouldn’t describe it as very nice, it’s just one street isn’t it?

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    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Met her at midday

    She sent me over to the post office for a baked potato for her and a chicken tikka salad roll for me

    We spent the afternoon walking around the village , it's very nice

    Her house backs onto the river so as she drank wine I watched fish jumping

    Then we had a chinese

    Then I came home
    Then you woke up and realised it was all a dream.

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    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    House, Management Accountant, drives an Audi TT. She must be a Tory.

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    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by Vindec View Post
    House, Management Accountant, drives an Audi TT. She must be a Tory.
    She most certainly isnt

    She votes liberal

    Which to be fair is almost the same these days

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    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    My tackle needs oiling I havnt used it in a while
    I find that hard to believe. You obviously have a computer. And there are pictures of middle-aged weather ladies everywhere on the internet.

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    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by NYCBlue View Post
    I find that hard to believe. You obviously have a computer. And there are pictures of middle-aged weather ladies everywhere on the internet.
    I have run it dry

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    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by goats View Post
    Taffs well? It’s ok but I wouldn’t describe it as very nice, it’s just one street isn’t it?
    It's a dump.

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    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    I have run it dry
    Figuratively and literally.


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    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Shes phoned again tonight

    Wanted me to go up for a coffee


    Thanked her for the offer but told her I was listening to slayer

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    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    I'm sitting in my car earing KFC looking at birds. The flying type not the ones that cost you a small fortune.

    Nice fillets today.

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    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Met her at midday

    She sent me over to the post office for a baked potato for her and a chicken tikka salad roll for me

    We spent the afternoon walking around the village , it's very nice

    Her house backs onto the river so as she drank wine I watched fish jumping

    Then we had a chinese

    Then I came home
    Idyllic

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    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Shes phoned again tonight

    Wanted me to go up for a coffee


    Thanked her for the offer but told her I was listening to slayer
    Normal

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    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by Wales-Bales View Post
    It's a dump.
    Its not

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    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by dembethewarrior View Post
    I'm sitting in my car earing KFC looking at birds. The flying type not the ones that cost you a small fortune.

    Nice fillets today.
    Is it really chicken ?

    I had chicken in batter with sweet and sour sauce and it like an egg

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    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by Wales-Bales View Post
    It's a dump.
    Lovely little village

    Unless it floods

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    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Is it really chicken ?

    I had chicken in batter with sweet and sour sauce and it like an egg
    Probably not, being from KFC but it tastes really nice.

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    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    I have run it dry
    Stop tugging it for a couple of days then.

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