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Thread: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

  1. #21

    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    I have run it dry
    Figuratively and literally.


  2. #22

    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Shes phoned again tonight

    Wanted me to go up for a coffee


    Thanked her for the offer but told her I was listening to slayer

  3. #23

    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    I'm sitting in my car earing KFC looking at birds. The flying type not the ones that cost you a small fortune.

    Nice fillets today.

  4. #24

    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Met her at midday

    She sent me over to the post office for a baked potato for her and a chicken tikka salad roll for me

    We spent the afternoon walking around the village , it's very nice

    Her house backs onto the river so as she drank wine I watched fish jumping

    Then we had a chinese

    Then I came home
    Idyllic

  5. #25

    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Shes phoned again tonight

    Wanted me to go up for a coffee


    Thanked her for the offer but told her I was listening to slayer
    Normal

  6. #26

    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by Wales-Bales View Post
    It's a dump.
    Its not

  7. #27

    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by dembethewarrior View Post
    I'm sitting in my car earing KFC looking at birds. The flying type not the ones that cost you a small fortune.

    Nice fillets today.
    Is it really chicken ?

    I had chicken in batter with sweet and sour sauce and it like an egg

  8. #28

    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by Wales-Bales View Post
    It's a dump.
    Lovely little village

    Unless it floods

  9. #29

    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Is it really chicken ?

    I had chicken in batter with sweet and sour sauce and it like an egg
    Probably not, being from KFC but it tastes really nice.

  10. #30

    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    I have run it dry
    Stop tugging it for a couple of days then.

  11. #31

    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Lovely little village

    Unless it floods
    I know a girl who lives by there, late 40’s now mind. Her house flooded recently. If it’s her sludge stay well away she’s completely off her trolley. Used to be a clever good looking lady seemed to lose it in London about 20 years ago and ended up in jail for stalking Simon Jordan. I think she’s a stripper now.

  12. #32

    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Met her at midday

    She sent me over to the post office for a baked potato for her and a chicken tikka salad roll for me

    We spent the afternoon walking around the village , it's very nice

    Her house backs onto the river so as she drank wine I watched fish jumping

    Then we had a chinese

    Then I came home
    Grrrrrr SEX!

  13. #33

    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by NYCBlue View Post
    Figuratively and literally.

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    Last edited by The Bloop; 12-07-20 at 21:05. Reason: ..

  14. #34

    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Shes phoned again tonight

    Wanted me to go up for a coffee


    Thanked her for the offer but told her I was listening to slayer
    I assume that you know that going for a coffee doesn't mean she wants to go for a coffee ?
    I'd double up on the Lynx Africa is I were you.🙂

  15. #35

    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by goats View Post
    I know a girl who lives by there, late 40’s now mind. Her house flooded recently. If it’s her sludge stay well away she’s completely off her trolley. Used to be a clever good looking lady seemed to lose it in London about 20 years ago and ended up in jail for stalking Simon Jordan. I think she’s a stripper now.
    Somehow I don't think she's an account manager or whatever sludge said.

    Probably too old to be a stripper as well (you'd hope)

  16. #36

    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    The Chinese opposite the rugby club is great value.

    A lovely village but doesnít have the same community spirit as some of the others locally like Tongwynlais

    If she lives there canít be short of a few bob, did you inform her of your views on wealth distribution

  17. #37

    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Met her at midday

    She sent me over to the post office for a baked potato for her and a chicken tikka salad roll for me

    We spent the afternoon walking around the village , it's very nice

    Her house backs onto the river so as she drank wine I watched fish jumping

    Then we had a chinese

    Then I came home
    You must have been walking very slowly to spend the afternoon walking around the village.

  18. #38

    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by dembethewarrior View Post
    Somehow I don't think she's an account manager or whatever sludge said.

    Probably too old to be a stripper as well (you'd hope)
    Management accountant

  19. #39

    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by WJ99mobile View Post
    The Chinese opposite the rugby club is great value.

    A lovely village but doesnít have the same community spirit as some of the others locally like Tongwynlais

    If she lives there canít be short of a few bob, did you inform her of your views on wealth distribution
    Shes a liberal capitalist

    I have met a few

    The chinese we went to was called hong kong , which I thought was original

  20. #40

    Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

    Quote Originally Posted by waynekerr55 View Post
    Grrrrrr SEX!
    I would like to have it off with her

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