Did my bit for the community today

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Single mum , late forties , classy looking lady , has moved in over the road

Spent about half an hour spraying resolve weed killer on the kerb and pavement outside her house , the place was like a jungle

She came out and made me a cup of tea

I am doing her back garden tomorrow

[Eric the Half a Bee]

Single mum , late forties , classy looking lady , has moved in over the road

Spent about half an hour spraying resolve weed killer on the kerb and pavement outside her house , the place was like a jungle

She came out and made me a cup of tea

I am doing her back garden tomorrow

She let you sort out her front entrance and she'll let you sort out her back area tomorrow? Sounds classy.....

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

She let you sort out her front entrance and she'll let you sort out her back area tomorrow? Sounds classy.....

No need to be smutty

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Single mum , late forties , classy looking lady , has moved in over the road

Spent about half an hour spraying resolve weed killer on the kerb and pavement outside her house , the place was like a jungle

She came out and made me a cup of tea

I am doing her back garden tomorrow

As a gardener, Sludge, do you prefer it in a bed or up against a wall?

[Mr Soul '68]

Single mum , late forties , classy looking lady , has moved in over the road

Spent about half an hour spraying resolve weed killer on the kerb and pavement outside her house , the place was like a jungle

She came out and made me a cup of tea

I am doing her back garden tomorrow

You'll be tending to her lady garden before the month is out, as well as pruning her bush back a bit.

[Dorcus]

Gardeners are late comers; they like doing it in the fuscias

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

You'll be tending to her lady garden before the month is out, as well as pruning her bush back a bit.

I am only there for the weed

Shes got loads of it

[Eric the Half a Bee]

I am only there for the weed

Shes got loads of it

Does it get stuck to the inside of your cheek?

[cyril evans awaydays]

I am only there for the weed

Shes got loads of it

The least you can do is get rid of the Morning Glory

[Eric the Half a Bee]

The least you can do is get rid of the Morning Glory

Doesn't take him long.

[delmbox]

Maybe you can take her to the post office for dinner if it goes well tomorrow

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Maybe you can take her to the post office for dinner if it goes well tomorrow

I think I scared her off a bit today by taking off my t shirt as I was sweating

But shes only human

I might offer to cook her a curry

Her kids have left home , her name is sarah , she drives a corsa and her bedroom light is often on in the early hours which I know because I have been keeping an eye on her movements

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

I must add I was sweating because I was applying weed killer around the path on the street , not because I was talking to an attractive divorcee

[cityhammer]

I must add I was sweating because I was applying weed killer around the path on the street , not because I was talking to an attractive divorcee

I hope you have the correct licences to be spraying other people's property.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

I hope you have the correct licences to be spraying other people's property.

I am like a tom cat , spraying wherever I roam

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

The least you can do is get rid of the Morning Glory

..Get out !..I will not have her tunnel bandied about..willy nilly

[Eric the Half a Bee]

I think I scared her off a bit today by taking off my t shirt as I was sweating

But shes only human

I might offer to cook her a curry

Her kids have left home , her name is sarah , she drives a corsa and her bedroom light is often on in the early hours which I know because I have been keeping an eye on her movements

Any rust on the Corsa?

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

..Get out !..I will not have her tunnel bandied about..willy nilly

Chris finch , great salesman

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Any rust on the Corsa?

If there is I will deal with it