Up For A Tom Tit

[splott parker]

As I mentioned in an earlier post, I was up for a very early morning turn out. If you’re in the same situation what do you do? Straight in, get the job done, sit down and have a clear out as best as possible? Or, as I’ve done, grab your iPad/phone whatever and have a gander at what’s been said since your last shite?

[Taunton Blue Genie]

As I mentioned in an earlier post, I was up for a very early morning turn out. If you’re in the same situation what do you do? Straight in, get the job done, sit down and have a clear out as best as possible? Or, as I’ve done, grab your iPad/phone whatever and have a gander at what’s been said since your last shite?

Great story, bro.

[insider]

At that time of the morning I get my phone whilst on the thrown but tbh I find I'm just going through the motions.

[splott parker]

At that time of the morning I get my phone whilst on the thrown but tbh I find I'm just going through the motions.

Well thrown is a way of putting it, I let it slip out naturally myself

[BLUETIT]

N

At that time of the morning I get my phone whilst on the thrown but tbh I find I'm just going through the motions.

How far do you throw it ????

I normally flush it away, I find it healthier

[insider]

N

How far do you throw it ????

I normally flush it away, I find it healthier

Got a spare capital N there Tone.
That needs throwing.

[bobh]

Got a spare capital N there Tone.
That needs throwing.

Our neighbouring city of ewport want it back.

[dembethewarrior]

Cool story, bro.

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[Eric the Half a Bee]

I do it every saTURDay.

[BLUETIT]

Got a spare capital N there Tone.
That needs throwing.

Frigging ticket site has melted what brain cells, I had left.

I’m not a giver upper, everything is possible, no such thing as “can’t do”, BUT THAT SITE HAS GOT ME BEATEN,

[splott parker]

Frigging ticket site has melted what brain cells, I had left.

I’m not a giver upper, everything is possible, no such thing as “can’t do”, BUT THAT SHITE HAS GOT ME BEATEN,

Corrected for this thread

[dembethewarrior]

Corrected for this thread

Minus the extra ,

Young Tony is having a mare by his own standards (of others) on here.

[delmbox]

As I mentioned in an earlier post, I was up for a very early morning turn out. If you’re in the same situation what do you do? Straight in, get the job done, sit down and have a clear out as best as possible? Or, as I’ve done, grab your iPad/phone whatever and have a gander at what’s been said since your last shite?

I wonder if this is what the inventors of the internet foresaw it being used for

[BLUETIT]

I wonder if this is what the inventors of the internet foresaw it being used for

I keep on imagining, Parker half asleep, having a “Tom tit”, phone in hand, then wiping his arse with his phone by mistake

[dembethewarrior]

I keep on imagining, Parker half asleep, having a “Tom tit”, phone in hand, then wiping his arse with his phone by mistake

You probably shouldn't imagine other posters in such situations. It's odd.

[NYCBlue]

That's weird, that expression popped into my head for the first time in about 30 years just the other day. I have one mate that used to say it. Never heard anyone else use it until now.