My wife hates football!

[Taffy Blue in Berkshire]

me: I'm watching the game so busy for the next couple of hours
her: I'm not complaining but ..........................

If you're missus likes football and/or the City, then lucky you!

Beer, crisps, c'mon City!

[Former Labour leader]

me: I'm watching the game so busy for the next couple of hours
her: I'm not complaining but ..........................

If you're missus likes football and/or the City, then lucky you!

Beer, crisps, c'mon City!

Mines the same. Hates all sport. 😠

[Splott-light...]

i'm lucky in that my wife hates me more than anything else on earth so she just leaves me to it

[life on mars]

You don't want yer lady following you around on footy days?

[Don Corleone]

My wife doesn’t hate football but she hates Cardiff city!

[Taffy Blue in Berkshire]

You don't want yer lady following you around on footy days?

no but she can give me a lift to C4rdf!

[fugsyphil]

Mine has always been a football fan but supports Leeds (though she is from there)

[xsnaggle]

My wife doesn't understand it. She genuinely has no idea what its about, never heard of Arsenal or Spurs or any of the 'top' clubs and has no interest in finding out.
Same with rugby Grand Prix, (Except she remembers when it went past our front door) cricket or anything remotely energetic.
She just lets me get on with it and if I say I 'have' to go to the pub to watch the match/race/game etc she just says "OK Darling!"

[Eric the Half a Bee]

me: I'm watching the game so busy for the next couple of hours
her: I'm not complaining but ..........................

If you're missus likes football and/or the City, then lucky you!

Beer, crisps, c'mon City!

I met Mrs Bee because of this board actually. She's not so bothered about football nowadays but was going mental this evening watching it.

She's been more than happy for me to have a season ticket for the last couple of years with my young boy. Our body builder next door neighbour often waves goodbye to us as we walk down the hill to get the train as well. Lovely guy. Spends hours outside talking to my missus.

[MacAdder]

I met Mrs Bee because of this board actually. She's not so bothered about football nowadays but was going mental this evening watching it.

She's been more than happy for me to have a season ticket for the last couple of years with my young boy. Our body builder next door neighbour often waves goodbye to us as we walk down the hill to get the train as well. Lovely guy. Spends hours outside talking to my missus.

Sounds a bit like xsnaggle's missus LOL

[Splott-light...]

I met Mrs Bee because of this board actually. She's not so bothered about football nowadays but was going mental this evening watching it.

She's been more than happy for me to have a season ticket for the last couple of years with my young boy. Our body builder next door neighbour often waves goodbye to us as we walk down the hill to get the train as well. Lovely guy. Spends hours outside talking to my missus.

[Jordi Culé]

My wife doesn't understand it. She genuinely has no idea what its about, never heard of Arsenal or Spurs or any of the 'top' clubs and has no interest in finding out.
Same with rugby Grand Prix, (Except she remembers when it went past our front door) cricket or anything remotely energetic.
She just lets me get on with it and if I say I 'have' to go to the pub to watch the match/race/game etc she just says "OK Darling!"

She’s potching whilst you’re out.

Sorry butt.

[xsnaggle]

Sounds a bit like xsnaggle's missus LOL

I started worrying about mine when we moved from London to Cardiff and still had the same milkman!!

[xsnaggle]

She’s potching whilst you’re out.

Sorry butt.

potching???????? wtf?

[Eric the Half a Bee]

I started worrying about mine when we moved from London to Cardiff and still had the same milkman!!

Fresh cream?

[xsnaggle]

Fresh cream?

Apparently, but its always all gone when I get home

[Splott-light...]

I started worrying about mine when we moved from London to Cardiff and still had the same milkman!!

Whatever (milk)floats her boat

[Jordi Culé]

Whatever (milk)floats her boat

Without trying to make the board descend into something akin to Pornhub but there’s gotta be someone who can get the use of the word ‘creampie’ for a dairy innuendo.

Perhaps too much?

[JumpersforGoalposts]

My "trainee" wife just doesn't see the interest, doesn't understand why the richest teams don't just buy all the best players and win everything....ermmm, hang on!

[NYCBlue]

My wife's not into sports. She's into rock and roll. However, she understands and she lets me get on with it. She rarely even complains when I watch football and American football from 9am to 11pm on Sundays.

[Former Labour leader]

Without trying to make the board descend into something akin to Pornhub but there’s gotta be someone who can get the use of the word ‘creampie’ for a dairy innuendo.

Perhaps too much?

What's a cream pie? Dont think I've ever had one off my milkman.

[Jordi Culé]

What's a cream pie? Dont think I've ever had one off my milkman.

It’ll be too much for you honestly. I’m leaving it there.