Underrated life pleasures.

[NYCBlue]

A one wipe poo

[J R Hartley]

I have a pair of hi tech eurohikes , a decent budget walking boot

I tend to walk on roads , the local farmers round here are a bit odd

They don't like outsiders

Is there anything you’re not an expert on?

[life on mars]

Masterbaiting

[dembethewarrior]

When you said you had the window open I thought you were listening to next door's music, hence the lack of choice!!

Cant hear their music over their 3 kids screaming all day long unfortunately

[dembethewarrior]

Who you in the bath with?

Duckie. Obviously!!!

[dembethewarrior]

A great pleasure I discovered just a few years ago is walking with good company in our wonderful countryside (preferably with the sea in view at some stage) for a several hours, stopping en route to take in the view, to have coffee and picnic breaks and for an occasional breather when the going is tough - and retiring to a pub (these days just the garden) for a drink and communal chat afterwards. It's something I have become addicted to and rarely does a weekend go by without my organising such a day or two.
It makes one appreciate nature more, it's healthy and it's a sociable activity too. It's not rock and roll but I like it.

Spent hours out walking today. Can't beat it, exercise, fresh air and it's a great tool for Mental health.

[dembethewarrior]

Tiger Bay Ramblers down this way are a bit too serious for me , will have a look on meet up .

What sort of gear do you wear for walking ?

I have decent walking trainers for summer use

But now its autumn and winter coming I guess I should get myself some waterproof trousers ......is there such a thing , some base layers and a jacket .

I am not one for hiking up pen y fan in the pissing wind and rain

I got a trespass jacket given to me off a family member that they got in a charity shop its ****ing great for the wind and rain and its really thin.

You can get over the top type waterproof trousers but they'll make you sweat..

[dembethewarrior]

A one wipe poo

I've happened to wipe, on more than one occasion, and had perfectly clean toilet paper.. Actually shit and not needed to wipe.
It's weird. Anyone else had this?

[Taunton Blue Genie]

I've happened to wipe, on more than one occasion, and had perfectly clean toilet paper.. Actually shit and not needed to wipe.
It's weird. Anyone else had this?

There should be a section on this message board for the under elevens.

[dembethewarrior]

There should be a section on this message board for the under elevens.

Maybe quote the one who started it.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Is there anything you’re not an expert on?

if I was an expert on walking , why would I be asking an experienced walker about winter gear ?

How very odd

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

...probably wanking down lambeth

I was really looking forward to tuning into the BBC news to read the BBC had been burnt to the fecking ground

[Eric the Half a Bee]

I've happened to wipe, on more than one occasion, and had perfectly clean toilet paper.. Actually shit and not needed to wipe.
It's weird. Anyone else had this?

Kinky stuff, allowing your missus to shave your anal hair.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Kinky stuff, allowing your missus to shave your anal hair.

its what they call the depth charge

Perfect delivery

[J R Hartley]

Squeezing a blackhead out.

[dembethewarrior]

Kinky stuff, allowing your missus to shave your anal hair.

I ain't got a missus. And my arse is hairy.

Cheers.

[Eric the Half a Bee]

I ain't got a missus. And my arse is hairy.

Cheers.

Sludge isn't fussy.

[Jimmy the Jock]

Sleeping passed 5am!

So its not just me....

[splott parker]

I've happened to wipe, on more than one occasion, and had perfectly clean toilet paper.. Actually shit and not needed to wipe.
It's weird. Anyone else had this?

Wasn’t this known as the ghost shit on this board

[dembethewarrior]

Wasn’t this known as the ghost shit on this board

I don't recall. Anyway we'd better stop or that pompous fella will relegate us to the US board.