Acid.

[WJ99mobile]

Not the drug. In my 20’s used to eat what I want.

Kebab for breakfast? Go enjoy yourself. Flaming hot curry? No problemo. 6 double cheeseburgers? Is that it?

Hit 30 and crippling heartburn and acid all too familiar. Changed my diet slightly but as soon as old eating habits resume, it’s back like a buzzard waiting for it’s fill.

Even the smell of a pickled egg now can give me symptoms of a heart attack.

[B. Oddie]

Wait 'til you hit 60. The only erection you'll have is the scaffolding on your house.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Not the drug. In my 20’s used to eat what I want.

Kebab for breakfast? Go enjoy yourself. Flaming hot curry? No problemo. 6 double cheeseburgers? Is that it?

Hit 30 and crippling heartburn and acid all too familiar. Changed my diet slightly but as soon as old eating habits resume, it’s back like a buzzard waiting for it’s fill.

Even the smell of a pickled egg now can give me symptoms of a heart attack.

Coffee

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Wait 'til you hit 60. The only erection you'll have is the scaffolding on your house.

you speak for yourself

I am like a tent

Continuously

[B. Oddie]

you speak for yourself

I am like a tent

Continuously

Now I know why the call you 'The ornament smasher'.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Now I know why the call you 'The ornament smasher'.

I don't need viagra

I need that stuff they put in tea

[splott parker]

I’m 65 and the doctor has put me on a course of anti hard on tablets.

[NYCBlue]

I’m 65 and the doctor has put me on a course of anti hard on tablets.

Can you get penis reduction pills too?

[splott parker]

Can you get penis reduction pills too?

I’m not losing 8 or 9 inches for no f*cker!!

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

A mate of mine is hung like a horse

People run screaming from what he's got in his trousers