Quote Originally Posted by Tuerto View Post
Trecco Bay was an absolute Zoo going back 30 years. I went down there for a week when i was 18, with some mates. I got 'Friendly' with some much older nurses who were staying in the caravan next to us. Anyway, one evening i was with this nurse after we'd been out for a few drinks, back in her caravan. I was bollock naked and decided to take a quick piss, when all of a sudden these two naked people burst out of one of the bedrooms and started attacking me, screaming, salivating. I almost passed out with fear and legged it. She had forgot to tell me that she was a nurse at a mental institution and that she had taken two of the patients with her as a holiday treat! o ****ing treat for me!
You could always guarantee getting either a thick lip or chlamydia. Usually at different times though. You nearly had both at once

Well played.

Once got a dig off some soppy prick who sang ‘Lady in Red’ much to my mates amusement.