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Thread: Newport County and my fishing rod

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    Newport County and my fishing rod

    got a new spinning delivered the other day


    Bloke rang the bell and I thought ah a cardiff lad then he said I have been around this way before .

    He was a newport lad , I said you into football he said yes , newport County, I said I am a bluebirds fan , we had a good chat , I said It must be a difficult time , I hope you get through this crisis , its taken a long time for you to get back into the league , newport is a city of 160 000 people you are bigger than Hereford, Shrewsbury, Exeter, Yeovil, torquay , crewe , Carlisle, Burnley, Lincoln, Rochdale, Oldham, etc

    He said its a worrying time for all clubs especially us

    Take care mate and enjoy the rod , there a lot of good fishing in the canal by me , my biggest pike on the spinner is 15 pounds

    Which is 5 pounds bigger than mine

    It was a humbling experience

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    Re: Newport County and my fishing rod

    I think reading that just made me dyslexic

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    Re: Newport County and my fishing rod

    Fascinating

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    Re: Newport County and my fishing rod

    A wonderful read, brought a tear to the eye

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    Re: Newport County and my fishing rod

    I remember a similar exchange on an episode of Alas Smith and Jones a few years back.

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    Re: Newport County and my fishing rod

    I think the craziest thing is that the message probably took 5 minutes to make up, and another 3 minutes to type out.

    In at least 8 minutes you didn’t change your mind about posting this drivel?

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    Re: Newport County and my fishing rod

    Did you offer him £50 for illicit sex too?

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    Re: Newport County and my fishing rod

    Are "pike" and "rod" euphemisms? There was no discussion of "sorts"?

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    Re: Newport County and my fishing rod

    Quote Originally Posted by Llandaff Blue View Post
    Fascinating
    Its existential

    It requires post Darwin

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    Re: Newport County and my fishing rod

    Quote Originally Posted by City123 View Post
    A wonderful read, brought a tear to the eye
    life is a wonderful thing

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    Re: Newport County and my fishing rod

    Quote Originally Posted by The Bloop View Post
    I remember a similar exchange on an episode of Alas Smith and Jones a few years back.
    Its two blokes deep in thought mate

    Bertrand Russell meets des o connor

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    Re: Newport County and my fishing rod

    Quote Originally Posted by Zowhore View Post
    I think the craziest thing is that the message probably took 5 minutes to make up, and another 3 minutes to type out.

    In at least 8 minutes you didn’t change your mind about posting this drivel?
    I had to share the wonder of life , I ordered a fishing rod and ended up wishing a newport County fan all the best in these sad times

    Even if he has caught bigger fish than me

    Philosophy in overdrive really

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    Re: Newport County and my fishing rod

    Quote Originally Posted by J R Hartley View Post
    Did you offer him £50 for illicit sex too?
    Thats Thursday night , toilets , bridgend station but its lockdown now so limited availability . I am afraid you can't come . Sorry .

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    Re: Newport County and my fishing rod

    I feel there's a number of individuals on here have an unrequited love towards Sludge that accounts for their behaviour when he seemingly spurns them to go fishing or tap up a Newport Cewnty fan?

    Remember it's better to have love and lost..

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