I've been breeding these little beauties mate. They get excited when Moira Stewart comes on the tele, whistle and squak the phrase 'tits out Moira'. They utter crude obscenities from their cage as the tele shows the behind the scenes stuff from strictly, and the bikini fashion bits on this morning.

i call them sludgerigars.

Put their cage near a window and watch them eye up crumpet walking past. Perfect pets/ Do you want in on ground level. I'm gonna make a killing.

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