The Great British Holiday

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Why don't you go abroad?

Returning from Milan 1990 plane got hit by lightning , emergency landing

Scared the bejesus out of me

Never flown since

And I cannot be arsed with all the packing for two weeks in the sun , transfers from the airport etc

Rather naff off for a long weekend to Tenby

[Eric the Half a Bee]

Returning from Milan 1990 plane got hit by lightning , emergency landing

Scared the bejesus out of me

Never flown since

And I cannot be arsed with all the packing for two weeks in the sun , transfers from the airport etc

Rather naff off for a long weekend to Tenby

Could always drive abroad. Your back seat would then be free for the ladies.