Just when we all thought Trump's favourite Englishman was about to hang up his political boots and enjoy a well earned and comfortable retirement as "King of Europe", no nothing of the sort for this irrepressible and gallant warrior.

Despite his huge achievement in consigning the UK to third rate international status and many thinking his quest was complete, Nigel Farage is rebranding his Brexit party as the Reform party.

Never one to court celebrity and the limelight, nonetheless Nigel has reluctantly decided to pick up the gauntlet and fight against the ravages of Covid lockdowns and their instigators, the evil scientists and experts who propound this corrupt doctrine.

Nigel is so determined to rid us of this plague on our liberties he's even managed to recruit his old lieutenant "Gratton man" Richard Tice to take up the sword yet again

I wonder if the great man might have miscalculated this time though as the very demographic who adored him in droves for his Brexit exploits are the very same being decimated by the disease. Or, could his instinct be right and turkeys really could vote for Christmas yet again?