Quote Originally Posted by lisvaneblue View Post
No Christmas card for him then


There is a story that he had a new security guard and when Trump was out and about the guard noticed someone in a crowd taking aim with a rifle. The new guard at the top of his voice shouted ' Mikey Mouse' and hearing this Trump looked around and in doing so the bullet zipped passed him.

The Guard's boss congratulated him on saving the president's life, but asked why he shouted Mikey Mouse.

The guard said it was nerves...I meant to shout ' Donald duck'
Very good, but Mikey sort of took the shine off it