Marcus Rashford

[B. Oddie]

Those who are congratulating him on his recent efforts but voted Tory in the last GE and the same people who think pineapple is the best topping on a pizza.

[Gofer Blue]

Like it says in one of those Twitter references, Rashford can't win. If he spent his money on gambling/booze/yachts he would be damned, if he spends his money on buy-to-let properties as a means of income after his footballing days are over he is still damned!