Odd People

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One of my mothers carers from social services

Shes got 15 dogs

All pedigree alsatians

People like this are in need of investigation

I find People who ALWAYS have alsatians or poodles strange

But 15 alsatians

Spooky

[J R Hartley]

One of my mothers carers from social services

Shes got 15 dogs

All pedigree alsatians

People like this are in need of investigation

I find People who ALWAYS have alsatians or poodles strange

But 15 alsatians

Spooky

Woman in work with me had 11 cats and 7 dogs. Lived in a 2 bed terraced house. She smelled like a sewer. Summers in the office were unbearable.

Thankfully she put in for voluntary redundancy when covid struck.

Smelly ****.

[valleys caveman]

You'd be all over her if she rocked up in a 'Master of Reality' t-shirt

[J R Hartley]

You'd be all over her if she rocked up in a 'Master of Reality' t-shirt

She’s be out the kitchen making a brew and hed put some chilli sauce from his kebab on his nut sack for the alasatians to lick off the rotter.

[valleys caveman]

She’s be out the kitchen making a brew and hed put some chilli sauce from his kebab on his nut sack for the alasatians to lick off the rotter.

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Woman in work with me had 11 cats and 7 dogs. Lived in a 2 bed terraced house. She smelled like a sewer. Summers in the office were unbearable.

Thankfully she put in for voluntary redundancy when covid struck.

Smelly ****.

Cat people are the worst

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You'd be all over her if she rocked up in a 'Master of Reality' t-shirt

That purple master of reality sabbath wavy t shirt is great

I have about ten of them

Which is a bit odd

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The truth isn't always funny

[Moodybluebird]

Woman in work with me had 11 cats and 7 dogs. Lived in a 2 bed terraced house. She smelled like a sewer. Summers in the office were unbearable.

Thankfully she put in for voluntary redundancy when covid struck.

Smelly ****.

As a Facilities Manager before retirement I used to deal with the day to day running of a large office block. One of the banes of my life was dealing with reports of fleas in the office. The major cause of the infestation was inevitably caused by cat owners bringing in these pests on their persons. One woman in particular had umpteen cats and we were forever having to spray the carpet in her workspace, much to the annoyance of her colleagues.

[lisvaneblue]

One of my mothers carers from social services

Shes got 15 dogs

All pedigree alsatians

People like this are in need of investigation

I find People who ALWAYS have alsatians or poodles strange

But 15 alsatians

Spooky

It's said that there's an odd person in every family. If you can't think of anyone its probably you

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It's said that there's an odd person in every family. If you can't think of anyone its probably you

In the spring and summer I often flit and flounce around the house in a floral dress like David Bowie did

Some might call that odd , I prefer to call it experimentation

By wearing womens clothes

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One of my mothers carers from social services

Shes got 15 dogs

All pedigree alsatians

People like this are in need of investigation

I find People who ALWAYS have alsatians or poodles strange

But 15 alsatians

Spooky

berk.

they're German Shepherd's

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She’s be out the kitchen making a brew and hed put some chilli sauce from his kebab on his nut sack for the alasatians to lick off the rotter.

you are also the master of the Berkeley Hunt

[pomeroy]

One of my mothers carers from social services

Shes got 15 dogs

All pedigree alsatians

People like this are in need of investigation

I find People who ALWAYS have alsatians or poodles strange

But 15 alsatians

Spooky

She certainly needs investigation by HMRC. How the hell can she afford to feed 15 alsatians on a carer’s wages!!

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She certainly needs investigation by HMRC. How the hell can she afford to feed 15 alsatians on a carer’s wages!!

Shes a farmers wife

Always walking round the house laughing

I think she's on acid