Yes, it's that time of the week again: Wednesday's Champion's League game on Swiss TV website 'SRF2' is Real Madrid v Gladbach (the team I supported when I lived in Germany).

If last week was anything to go by, the pre-amble will be in Swiss German and the match commentary will be in Standard German i.e. Hochdeutsch.

https://www.srf.ch/programm/tv/sender/srf-2#nowRunning

You will need one of those Visible Panty Line thingies and pretend to be Swiss, TOBW.

Feel free to bring your fondue set and alpenhorn....