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Daughter and granddaughter called in, I says wait until half time and I’ll walk you to the car. Just getting to the car and my Granddaughter jumps on my slippers to give me a kiss, she’d stepped in dog shit, top of my slippers and bottom of her daps plastered in poo. Shit first half, shit half time, how much more crap can one man take?
Originally Posted by splott parker
Daughter and granddaughter called in, I says wait until half time and I’ll walk you to the car. Just getting to the car and my Granddaughter jumps on my slippers to give me a kiss, she’d stepped in dog shit, top of my slippers and bottom of her daps plastered in poo. Shit first half, shit half time, how much more crap can one man take?
Should have kept to "SOCIAL DISTANCING"
Shit happensShould have kept to "SOCIAL DISTANCING"
Made me laugh anyway!Daughter and granddaughter called in, I says wait until half time and I’ll walk you to the car. Just getting to the car and my Granddaughter jumps on my slippers to give me a kiss, she’d stepped in dog shit, top of my slippers and bottom of her daps plastered in poo. Shit first half, shit half time, how much more crap can one man take?
Still on topic... how is it, that whenever you step in shit, it always manages to work itself half-way up your lower trouser leg?
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