Quote Originally Posted by splott parker View Post
Daughter and granddaughter called in, I says wait until half time and I’ll walk you to the car. Just getting to the car and my Granddaughter jumps on my slippers to give me a kiss, she’d stepped in dog shit, top of my slippers and bottom of her daps plastered in poo. Shit first half, shit half time, how much more crap can one man take?

Should have kept to "SOCIAL DISTANCING"