Fine End To A Shite Night

[splott parker]

Stomach pains today, taken to the Heath tonight, after the shambles of a game obviously, appendicitis. They’re trying to sort a surgeon out to whip it out sharpish, don’t want a Sean Morrison scenario. On my own in the waiting room due to the obvious, missus had to bring me up in the car, lovely birthday evening for her, and it’s mine tomorrow. The only bloody day of the year that she’s a year older than me and I’m in bloody hospital. Fantastic NHS service though, God bless them.

[Heisenberg]

Stomach pains today, taken to the Heath tonight, after the shambles of a game obviously, appendicitis. They’re trying to sort a surgeon out to whip it out sharpish, don’t want a Sean Morrison scenario. On my own in the waiting room due to the obvious, missus had to bring me up in the car, lovely birthday evening for her, and it’s mine tomorrow. The only bloody day of the year that she’s a year older than me and I’m in bloody hospital. Fantastic NHS service though, God bless them.

That's a right f**ker. All the best and get well soon Steve!

[Former Labour leader]

Crumbs!
Keep your pocket up. You'll be home in no time to watch City lose to Barnsley next week.
Seriously, your in good hands. You'll be fine.

[splott parker]

That's a right f**ker. All the best and get well soon Steve!

Cheers Tom, I think it’s being sorted, I heard him on the phone giving my details. Then the doctor came and asked how tall I was, I hope it was a surgeon on the other end of the line and not an undertaker

[Heisenberg]

Cheers Tom, I think it’s being sorted, I heard him on the phone giving my details. Then the doctor came and asked how tall I was, I hope it was a surgeon on the other end of the line and not an undertaker

There's a third option...

It may have been Jack Simpson's agent looking for a new client.

[Whisperer]

Sorry to hear that Parker...I wish you well mate.

[Michael Morris]

Best wishes SP

Don't be away for too long, we might need you to get your boots on next week v Barnsley

[life on mars]

Stomach pains today, taken to the Heath tonight, after the shambles of a game obviously, appendicitis. They’re trying to sort a surgeon out to whip it out sharpish, don’t want a Sean Morrison scenario. On my own in the waiting room due to the obvious, missus had to bring me up in the car, lovely birthday evening for her, and it’s mine tomorrow. The only bloody day of the year that she’s a year older than me and I’m in bloody hospital. Fantastic NHS service though, God bless them.

Gosh dreadful news , be strong stay safe, splott parker

[splott parker]

Best wishes SP

Don't be away for too long, we might need you to get your boots on next week v Barnsley

I’m not tall enough Mike!!!!

[splott parker]

Just had a COVID test here, result in 4 hours, appendix is still coming whether positive or negative. CT scan soon, I feel quite important, it’s quite quiet in here, been here on Saturday nights in the past and it’s been like a zoo.