Basic , idiot proof washing machine

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

what brand and what am I looking at and who is best to buy off ?

[NYCBlue]

Lots of different settings, but a piece of piss to operate.

https://www.lowes.com/pd/GE-4-5-cu-f...B&gclsrc=aw.ds

[BLUETIT]

I think it'll be best for you, if you wash your "bunties, in the sink, under a hot tap first

[The Bloop]

I thought that's you wrote in the ideal woman section when you joined the online dating agency.

Machines generally look complicated with loads of programs, but people mostly just end up using 1 or 2.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Lots of different settings, but a piece of piss to operate.

https://www.lowes.com/pd/GE-4-5-cu-f...B&gclsrc=aw.ds

Thats far too complicated for me I am a feckwit

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

I thought that's you wrote in the ideal woman section when you joined the online dating agency.

Machines generally look complicated with loads of programs, but people mostly just end up using 1 or 2.

Its cobblers isn't it ?

Quick wash , low temperature, press button

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

I think it'll be best for you, if you wash your "bunties, in the sink, under a hot tap first

Cow pats

[life on mars]

what brand and what am I looking at and who is best to buy off ?

https://www.johnlewis.com/john-lewis...white/p3331382


You won't go far wrong with this thier own brands they are from high end manufacturers like AEG but less in price, you also save money as it comes with a 3 year guarantee ,great delivery service had mine for years .

Read reviews.

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https://www.johnlewis.com/john-lewis...white/p3331382


You won't go far wrong with this thier own brands they are from high end manufacturers like AEG but less in price, you also save money as it comes with a 3 year guarantee ,great delivery service had mine for years .

Read reviews.

Thank you comrade

[blue matt]

https://ao.com/product/w1042cf1w-ele...e-53630-1.aspx

I got one for a old boy up the road just before christmas

got a few simple settings, some are ( and this is how i explained it to the guy in his 90's , while socially distancing of course )

Rapid 15 C wash, its like a quick wash
Eco 20 C wash, bit more of a wash that above
Daily 60 C wash, a full on serious wash

press start

its a slightly smaller drum ( at 5 kg ) though they do the 7 kg for a few quid more, but he was on his own ( he is in a home now, had a fall and his son whipped him in a home sharpish :( :( :( lovely old boy, my youngest daughter will miss him ), so 5 kg was fine

180 quid, not going to break the bank either

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

https://ao.com/product/w1042cf1w-ele...e-53630-1.aspx



I got one for a old boy up the road just before christmas

got a few simple settings, some are ( and this is how i explained it to the guy in his 90's , while socially distancing of course )

Rapid 15 C wash, its like a quick wash
Eco 20 C wash, bit more of a wash that above
Daily 60 C wash, a full on serious wash

press start

its a slightly smaller drum ( at 5 kg ) though they do the 7 kg for a few quid more, but he was on his own ( he is in a home now, had a fall and his son whipped him in a home sharpish :( :( :( lovely old boy, my youngest daughter will miss him ), so 5 kg was fine

180 quid, not going to break the bank either

Thank you mate , sorry matt

Gent

[Fine Lines]

I’ve never understood why washing machines don’t just have 3 or 4 buttons for basic cycles. That’s all you ever need surely. Why there’s a need for Egyptian hieroglyphics on there is beyond me.

[lardy]

I’ve never understood why washing machines don’t just have 3 or 4 buttons for basic cycles. That’s all you ever need surely. Why there’s a need for Egyptian hieroglyphics on there is beyond me.

I expect it's because manufacturers have found that they can make the machines more expensive with these extra cycles, and people are more likely to buy them as they think they're getting better value.

If simpler machines were more popular, then there'd be more of them about.

[Charles Bukowski]

Bosch all the way.
https://ao.com/l/washing_machines-bosch/1-6/1/

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Repair man has said motor has gone , waste of time replacing it

He said a basic reliable machine he suggests for an idiot is Indeset Mytime , £209 , so that's what I have ordered

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

I’ve never understood why washing machines don’t just have 3 or 4 buttons for basic cycles. That’s all you ever need surely. Why there’s a need for Egyptian hieroglyphics on there is beyond me.

its cobblers isn't it ?

My old dear is incontinent so often needs a high heat wash

And I just wear jeans and t shirts etc so just need a quick wash

Job done

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Bosch all the way.
https://ao.com/l/washing_machines-bosch/1-6/1/

Clearly nice machines but fella who came out to replace it suggested one below , its not going to last as long but there you go

[gabbsthenewt]

Busy now sorry mate

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Busy now sorry mate

thanks mate

Cheers

Thanks

[BLUETIT]

I got a cracking one, it's called a "WIFE"