Mick McFirstHalfy

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I don't even know how I come up with them.

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I don't even know how I come up with them.

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Back in the day when Mick first took charge, I made the "Mick McSecondHalfy" gag. Everyone loved it. We made a comeback in the second half and ended up drawing 2-2. All the members on this messageboard kept saying "Make another joke. That was so funny".

I was racking my brains. You can have "Pick McCarthy"...like pick a certain player. You could also have "Kick McCarthy"...But then ZING!

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Mick Magnificent

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Mick Magnificent

Mick Mack, Paddy Whack, Cardiff win at home.

That is all I've got.

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Mick Mack, Paddy Whack, Cardiff win at home.

That is all I've got.

I think that's poetic

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I'm having this tattooed on my back when this bloody Covid calms down:

Mick, I'm not a wick,
Don't light me, fight me,
Enlighten me.

...and then a picture of his head.

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I'm having this tattooed on my back when this bloody Covid calms down:

Mick, I'm not a wick,
Don't light me, fight me,
Enlighten me.

...and then a picture of his head.

are you a mentalist ?

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It's a nice thought. I don't like needles.

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Not the pain from a needle, I just don't like them. They said something bad about my Nan.

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Not the pain from a needle, I just don't like them. They said something bad about my Nan.

The bloke who does your ink said something bad about your nan ?

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His Mrs calls him Mick McFarty.
Suffers with flatulence you see.

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Mick Mack, Paddy Whack, Cardiff win at home.

That is all I've got.

Tip tap, Holden's crap, Wurzels on the moan?

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This thread has provided much relief through expression. In a way, it's been Mick McCatharticthy.

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I don't even know how I come up with them.

Deserve a lie down after that one.