If you had the choice

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Would you post on this 'If you had the choice' thread or one of the other 'If you had the choice' threads?

[MacAdder]

Would you post on this 'If you had the choice' thread or one of the other 'If you had the choice' threads?

I choose neither.


Oh shit!

[Taunton Blue Genie]

I choose neither.


Oh shit!

Thank you for your contribution. A photograph of a £5 note is in the post.
Do come back soon as you are always welcome.


By the way, are you a Scottish accountant?

[The Bloop]

I'd chose at least none of the others but not this one

[Taunton Blue Genie]

I'd chose at least none of the others but not this one

I am touched by your lack of kind words. May you have a thousand offspring, Bloopster Baby.

[The Bloop]

I am touched by your lack of kind words. May you have a thousand offspring, Bloopster Baby.

It's quite difficult to be unkind to such a degree, and your kind wish would either require a miracle, or an extreme amount of medical intervention which I'm not prepared to undergo.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

It's quite difficult to be unkind to such a degree, and your kind wish would either require a miracle, or an extreme amount of medical intervention which I'm not prepared to undergo.

Let's hold out for the miracle then. I shall pray for you as soon I have finished my housework.
Think of the Family Allowance!

[jon1959]

LFW

[B. Oddie]

Surely this is six of one, and half a dozen of the other?

[Tuerto]

Escape Goat?

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Surely this is six of one, and half a dozen of the other?

Or six of one and a half dozen of one of the two others....

[Taunton Blue Genie]

LFW

Does he live in Mornington Crescent?

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Escape Goat?

The term 'escape goat' was the original version, old fruit.

[Tuerto]

The term 'escape goat' was the original version, old fruit.

I used to sit next to a girl in History who had Written on her book "Claire Loves Nobody intopicular" I quite fancied her.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

I used to sit next to a girl in History who had Written on her book "Claire Loves Nobody intopicular" I quite fancied her.

There's nothing more painful than unrequited love.


Apart from when you get your winky caught in your zip.

[Tuerto]

There's nothing more painful than unrequited love.


Apart from when you get your winky caught in your zip.

[B. Oddie]

I used to sit next to a girl in History who had Written on her book "Claire Loves Nobody intopicular" I quite fancied her.

The drongo at the end of my street was pissed off at people parking outside his garage so he painted a sign saying 'On Parking!'.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

The drongo at the end of my street was pissed off at people parking outside his garage so he painted a sign saying 'On Parking!'.

[light up the darkness]

No. 5 Ian Rush

[Taunton Blue Genie]

No. 5 Ian Rush

Sorry, No 5 was Don Murray.