If you had the choice

**Taunton Blue Genie** · 19-02-21, 18:19

Originally Posted by Tuerto

Escape Goat?

The term 'escape goat' was the original version, old fruit.

**Tuerto** · 19-02-21, 18:26

Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie

The term 'escape goat' was the original version, old fruit.

I used to sit next to a girl in History who had Written on her book "Claire Loves Nobody intopicular" I quite fancied her.

**Taunton Blue Genie** · 19-02-21, 18:32

Originally Posted by Tuerto

I used to sit next to a girl in History who had Written on her book "Claire Loves Nobody intopicular" I quite fancied her.

There's nothing more painful than unrequited love.

Apart from when you get your winky caught in your zip.

**Tuerto** · 19-02-21, 18:38

Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie

There's nothing more painful than unrequited love.

Apart from when you get your winky caught in your zip.

**B. Oddie** · 19-02-21, 18:40

Originally Posted by Tuerto

I used to sit next to a girl in History who had Written on her book "Claire Loves Nobody intopicular" I quite fancied her.

The drongo at the end of my street was pissed off at people parking outside his garage so he painted a sign saying 'On Parking!'.

**Taunton Blue Genie** · 19-02-21, 18:44

Originally Posted by B. Oddie

The drongo at the end of my street was pissed off at people parking outside his garage so he painted a sign saying 'On Parking!'.

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