Quote Originally Posted by light up the darkness View Post
Man absolutely hated his wife’s cat.

Determined to get rid of it One day he put the cat in the car drove 5 miles, threw the cat out and drove home.

When he got home the cat was eating some food.

Very annoyed, the next day the guy put the cat back in the car drove 10 miles threw the cat out and drove home.

When he got home the cat was sitting in his favourite chair.

Furious the next day he put the cat back in the car determined to lose the cat once and for all he drove 100 miles, threw the cat out.

Later that evening his wife answers the phone and it’s the husband. He asks “is the cat there?”
The wife says “yes he is. Why do you ask?

Husband “can you put him the phone please I’m lost and need directions”