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Thread: What are the daftest chants you’ve heard down the City?

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    What are the daftest chants you’ve heard down the City?

    I’ll start us off::
    From the 70’s/80’s.
    “You’re going home in a fu*king ambulance!!”
    Surely an ambulance would take you to a hospital, not your house ?

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    Re: What are the daftest chants you’ve heard down the City?

    Another one from the earlier yrs:
    “ You’ll never take the Grange end”
    Where on earth would anyone put something that size if they did take !!

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    Re: What are the daftest chants you’ve heard down the City?

    Oh Enguurlund, is full of s**t, oh Enguurlund..... etc
    The officials are English!


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    Re: What are the daftest chants you’ve heard down the City?

    Quote Originally Posted by MacAdder View Post
    Oh Enguurlund, is full of s**t, oh Enguurlund..... etc
    The officials are English!

    And half our team.

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    Re: What are the daftest chants you’ve heard down the City?

    We’re the greatest team in football the world has ever seen.

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    Re: What are the daftest chants you’ve heard down the City?

    Quote Originally Posted by Baloo View Post
    We’re the greatest team in football the world has ever seen.
    Grammatically untrue/daft yes but also one of the best chants for uniting the crowd and team before the game starts.

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    Re: What are the daftest chants you’ve heard down the City?

    You'll never ban a city fan.

    (Obviously sarcasm)

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    Re: What are the daftest chants you’ve heard down the City?

    We could be here a long time in this thread!

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    Re: What are the daftest chants you’ve heard down the City?

    You'll never make the station , You'll never make the station

    Its a long way to Cardiff Central, its a long way to go

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    Re: What are the daftest chants you’ve heard down the City?

    To the tune of tom hark

    Swansea sing , can't see why , after the match they are going to die

    Insert Bristol etc

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    Re: What are the daftest chants you’ve heard down the City?

    Swansea where are you , Swansea where are you ?

    At a Wales v Denmark game , Ninian Park

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    Re: What are the daftest chants you’ve heard down the City?

    "I was born under the Grangend Stand"... not very hygienic place to have a baby was it?

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    Re: What are the daftest chants you’ve heard down the City?

    Quote Originally Posted by dml1954 View Post
    Grammatically untrue/daft yes but also one of the best chants for uniting the crowd and team before the game starts.
    If you're judging chants based on their truthfulness you won't have much left to sort through.

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    Re: What are the daftest chants you’ve heard down the City?

    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Dwr View Post
    "I was born under the Grangend Stand"... not very hygienic place to have a baby was it?
    No wonder fans tiptoed through it. Didn't want to wake the kids.

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    Re: What are the daftest chants you’ve heard down the City?

    "Tony Mowbray....he skis down his nose"

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    Re: What are the daftest chants you’ve heard down the City?

    ‘Oh England Is Full of Shit’ grates on me, it should be ‘Oh When The Blues Go Marching/Steaming In’ as far as I’m concerned.

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    Re: What are the daftest chants you’ve heard down the City?

    Quote Originally Posted by cyril evans awaydays View Post
    No wonder fans tiptoed through it. Didn't want to wake the kids.
    Boom boom!

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    Re: What are the daftest chants you’ve heard down the City?

    Always shit on the English side of the bridge.

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    Heisenberg
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    Re: What are the daftest chants you’ve heard down the City?

    One stupid sod singing on his own "...we f**king hate the West Country" and "ooh arrr it's ambrosia" when we were playing Burton Albion

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    Re: What are the daftest chants you’ve heard down the City?

    While away at Oldham we sang 'Two Andy Gorams' as we were battering them 7 - 1

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