What are the daftest chants you’ve heard down the City?

[mozzi]

We played York City in the cup i think at NP just before/after we signed one of their midfielders.... they had just had bad flooding... around 30 away fans there... ' You must have come on a speedboat, come on a speedboat...

[splott parker]

Anyone remember this beauty from the old Grangetown End?
‘If you’re feeling tired and weary
And you think you’ve lost your way
You’ll get your f*cking head kicked in
If you go down Tiger Bay
If you’re passing by the Grange End
You will hear our famous roar
F*ck off you English bastards
We’re Jimmy Scoular’s boys
Oh, oh we’re Jimmy Scoular’s boys,Jimmy Scoular’s boys, Jimmy Scoular’s boys
Oh, oh we’re Jimmy Scoular’s boys.......

Dear God, there were some right cases on the proper Grangetown End.

[BLUETIT]

If I had the wings of an eagle
If I had the arse of a cow
I’d fly over Bristol tomorrow
And shit on the barstards below !!!!!

If you had the wings of an eagle and the arse of a cow, you’d be one weird, ugly fecker

[Taunton Blue Genie]

If I had the wings of an eagle
If I had the arse of a cow
I’d fly over Bristol tomorrow
And shit on the barstards below !!!!!

If you had the wings of an eagle and the arse of a cow, you’d be one weird, ugly fecker

Taking off could be a problem too.

[blue lewj]

If I had the wings of an eagle
If I had the arse of a cow
I’d fly over Bristol tomorrow
And shit on the barstards below !!!!!

If you had the wings of an eagle and the arse of a cow, you’d be one weird, ugly fecker

Arse of a crow surely?

[BLUETIT]

Arse of a crow surely?

Nope, wouldn’t be enough shit