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Thread: What are the daftest chants you’ve heard down the City?

  1. #26

    Re: What are the daftest chants you’ve heard down the City?

    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Dwr View Post
    "I was born under the Grangend Stand"... not very hygienic place to have a baby was it?
    Bloody 'ell - it was Grangend "stand" they were singing? I always thought it was "star"!

  2. #27

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    "He's black, he's mean, he robbed the fruit machines" Blakey hated it

  3. #28

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rock_Flock_of_Five View Post
    Bloody 'ell - it was Grangend "stand" they were singing? I always thought it was "star"!

  4. #29

    Re: What are the daftest chants you’ve heard down the City?

    Over there . . . . . Over there,
    And do they smell, like f*****g 'ell

  5. #30

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    Dougie Freedman we're not Facking scared.
    Short but succinct.

  6. #31

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    The anti-English stuff is ridiculous and the people who sing it are thick as shit.

    I never have and never will get involved in it.

    The majority of our managers and players have been English and the club was set up by an Englishman.

    The knuckle draggers who sing it would have a shock if they did their family tree and saw that their great-grand parents were probably English - Particularly the valley boys.

  7. #32

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    "Kevin Brock, What a Shock, He has got a massive cock! La la la la la la la.....

  8. #33

    Re: What are the daftest chants you’ve heard down the City?

    Tony Birds Disco pants are the best,
    They stretch right from his arse to his chest,
    They're better than Adam n the Ants,
    Tony Bird, Disco Pants.

    To the tune of 'Here we go'

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    Re: What are the daftest chants you’ve heard down the City?

    He’s here, he’s there, he’s every fkg where Ronnie Bird, Ronnie Bird

  10. #35

    Re: What are the daftest chants you’ve heard down the City?

    When we play clubs such as Blackpool, Brighton etc
    "You're just a shit Barry Island"

  11. #36

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    “How shit must you be....we’re winning away/home* * either one pisses me off !

  12. #37

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    Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly
    'ave you 'eard of the North Band at 'ighbury
    Shanks says No
    I don't think so
    But I've heard of the Cardiff aggro

    As if these two legendary football managers in the late 60s/early 70s would be sit around discussing the skinhead hooligan element at Ninian Park, and all it's associated problems!

  13. #38

    Re: What are the daftest chants you’ve heard down the City?

    Quote Originally Posted by Fatty Foggon View Post
    Over there . . . . . Over there,
    And do they smell, like f*****g 'ell
    'I hear the sound of distant bums . . . over there, over there.'

    Here's a daft one considering how many times I saw City lose at Ninian Park:

    'His name is Jimmy Scoular
    And he's the leader of the Blues.
    We never get beat at Ninian Park
    We never, ever lose.'

  14. #39

    Re: What are the daftest chants you’ve heard down the City?

    Anyone remember,

    Stanley Stanley where`s your wife >>

  15. #40

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    The daftest one I ever heard would have to be the Wiggy chant. Sung to the same tune as 'Wanky Wanderers', it was aimed at midfielder Nathan Wigg, and went "Oh Wiggy Wiggy, Wiggy Wiggy Wiggy Wiggy, Wiggy Wigg".

    I had to rack my brain to work out that this chant (and others like it) are based on the song 'Son of my Father' by Chicory Tip. This dates its earliest possible outing to 1972, and it was still around while Wigg was at City, between 1993 and 1996.

  16. #41

    Re: What are the daftest chants you’ve heard down the City?

    Quote Originally Posted by soulsurfer3 View Post
    Anyone remember,

    Stanley Stanley where`s your wife >>
    Stan Bowles

  17. #42

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    Sack the Board

  18. #43

    Re: What are the daftest chants you’ve heard down the City?

    Quote Originally Posted by jimmyscoular View Post
    'I hear the sound of distant bums . . . over there, over there.'

    Here's a daft one considering how many times I saw City lose at Ninian Park:

    'His name is Jimmy Scoular
    And he's the leader of the Blues.
    We never get beat at Ninian Park
    We never, ever lose.'
    He’ll take us to Division One............yeah right

  19. #44

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    Yeah, I remember him turning to the Grange End and shrugging his shoulders, I seem to remember the story being a big headline at the time, but he took it well.

  20. #45

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    Quote Originally Posted by BLUETIT View Post
    If I had the wings of an eagle
    If I had the arse of a cow
    I’d fly over Bristol tomorrow
    And shit on the barstards below !!!!!

    If you had the wings of an eagle and the arse of a cow, you’d be one weird, ugly fecker
    Taking off could be a problem too.

  21. #46

    Re: What are the daftest chants you’ve heard down the City?

    To Rodney Jack, "You JB"

  22. #47

    Re: What are the daftest chants you’ve heard down the City?

    Quote Originally Posted by Baloo View Post
    We’re the greatest team in football the world has ever seen.
    Does anyone know why Cardiff and Swansea sing this version and all the English clubs sing "we're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen" ?

    Maybe we're less boastful and think there's no need to rub it in by saying by far

  23. #48

    Re: What are the daftest chants you’ve heard down the City?

    Quote Originally Posted by Chris Pontprennau Blues View Post
    To Rodney Jack, "You JB"
    That was funny as feck, he was having a right go at Earnie ovet a throw in, in front of the Bob Bank :)

  24. #49

    Re: What are the daftest chants you’ve heard down the City?

    Quote Originally Posted by delmbox View Post
    Does anyone know why Cardiff and Swansea sing this version and all the English clubs sing "we're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen" ?

    Maybe we're less boastful and think there's no need to rub it in by saying by far
    I wouldn't want to change the way we've sung it for years, but we do actually get the tune wrong.

    It''s to the tune of "The Wild Rover" and the ending we sing "the world has ever seen" instead of "the world's ever seen" so not only the notes wrong, one too many syllables.

  25. #50

    Re: What are the daftest chants you’ve heard down the City?

    The Bacuna chant is daft. There's what seems to be about 10 minutes of da-da-da-da....... until you get to his name, and that's it.

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