Joe Bennett, who's default settings in possession are: (a) play it to some invisible winger in the first row of the stand, or (b) shape to cross it to our 6 ft 5in centre forward who's on fire, then turn inside and play a 30-yard pass back to the centre half instead.
Not as funny as this from Warnock after the match, mind: "We played some good stuff at times. We passed it well."