One of the greatest comedians ever

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I was a big surprise to my parents. They found me on the doorstep. They were expecting a bottle of milk.


I went to the doctors, told him it hurts when I lift my arm, he said well don’t do it then.


When the nurse told my mother she had an eight pound bundle of joy. She said: “Thank goodness the laundry is back.”

And one of my favourites

Doc I can’t stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home’

“That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.

‘Is it common?’

“It’s not unusual.”


But of course to paraphrase another comedian's catch phrase


It's the way he told them


And as Tommy would say


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Nof like that

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