Great New Joke

[jimmyscoular]

Here's one I heard about two years ago and chuckled at it for about a week, so juvenile is my sense of humour:

I hear the people of Dubai don't like The Flintstones.

But the people of Abu Dhabi do.

[William Treseder]

Arnold Shwarzenegger was upset when his wife didn’t get him an easter egg. When she asked him why, he replied “ I still love easter baby!!!”

[BlueArmy 86]

This is still my go to joke. People hate it..

[light up the darkness]

People say being a waiter is a bad job


Ok but it puts food on the table

[uncle bob]

Its 6 years ago today that Errol Brown died.

You don't remember him do you?

[uncle bob]

This one sent today from Edinburgh Blue to me who used to post on here.

Opened a birthday card today and a load of rice fell out. It was from Uncle Ben !

[uncle bob]

Just been on Trip Advisor.
They recommend LSD and magic mushrooms.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Arnold Shwarzenegger was upset when his wife didn’t get him an easter egg. When she asked him why, he replied “ I still love easter baby!!!”

Apparently, in the Spanish-dubbed version of whatever Arnie film that was (I'm not a fan) he says 'Sayonara, Baby'.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Just been on Trip Advisor.
They recommend LSD and magic mushrooms.

That's funny. All I got was a warning about a protruding flagstone in Taunton High Street

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Its 6 years ago today that Errol Brown died.

You don't remember him do you?

This one's not a winner.

[Elwood Blues]

There were two old men in deckchairs.........

Oh you've heard it
( Morecambe and Wise fans should remember this, the youngsters amongst you will be saying " What on earth is he on about?"

[BLUETIT]

There were two old men in deckchairs.........

Oh you've heard it
( Morecambe and Wise fans should remember this, the youngsters amongst you will be saying " What on earth is he on about?"

Do you know the punchline on this joke ?

If not, do you want to know ?

[Elwood Blues]

Do you know the punchline on this joke ?

If not, do you want to know ?

Yes thanks Tony I do. ( at least I presume we both know the same one)

Eric Morecambe said it on a chat show once. And Eddie Braben their scriptwriter mentioned it in an article he wrote after the death of Ernie Wise

It was never actually said on the show as they considered it a bit risque.

IF you want to reveal it to the masses feel free,

If not I will reveal it later in the weekend ( it's not the funniest joke in the world so people shouldn't expect miracles!)






























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[splott parker]

Do you know the punchline on this joke ?

If not, do you want to know ?

Not now Arthur.