Quote Originally Posted by xsnaggle View Post
Did you hear the one about the docker who was eating a pastie whilst waiting for a bus. The little dog belonging to the woman waiting next to him kept barking and jumping up on his leg.
He said to the woman, "Do you mind if I throw your dog a bit?" She said "No" so..........................................

On that note:-----

I braked hard, but still hit the car in front.
A cute blonde got out and shouted "Ram me up the arse, why don't you" ?
This your honour, is where the confusion began ...................