I was on that coach at Chieveley. I thought that i was proper hard and decided to kung fu kick a plastic bin, those ones with the opening on the side of the bin, at the top. My foot went straight through the hole and got stuck. I've got short legs and i couldn't keep my balance or get my foot out, some city fans tried to pull me out, which made it worse, and my hamstring was tearing. The police dragged me out, my leg was ****ed, they arrested me while all the nonsense was happening. 20 minutes later they released me and told me to 'get on that ****ing bus and behave' I did
What an absolute tool i was, and ruined a brand new pair of Gazelle trainers. My own fault.