Bale would play for us for nothing. He does not need any more money.
He could move in with his parents to save on rent and store his golf clubs at Whitchurch if there is no room at home.
Not sure whether he would get much game-time though. Mick would probably play him in the U-23s because he wasn't trying hard enough in training.
Just imagine the feel-good factor if he chose to join CCFC.