I detect a bad case of the Four Yorkshiremen coming on!
I reckon we'll be lucky to finish 5th in the group with a goal difference of minus 20 and a record-breaking 17 red cards. They'll play GSTQ by mistake instead of our anthem, the fans will be sent to the wrong stadium - every match - and the half time orange wedges will turn out to be lemons! But in 30 years time we'll all meet up to drink Chateau de Casselas and look back fondly on the greatest tournament of our lives. Bah gum butt.