"Hey guys, we need you back in the office"

"Why?"

"Because Greggs are struggling without office workers coming in, it's a loss to the economy"

"But, I still buy lunch everyday. Just not at Gregg's. I buy them at John's place in my town"

"Ah, but there's the problem. Greggs has a CEO who is a funder of political parties. What he says goes"

Sod that.