Hammering for Conservatives in Chesham and Amersham.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Is the only way forward .

I think you should form it , lead it from the front, I and millions of others would vote for you.

Play Paranoid as the party's theme tune before each of your yearly addresses to the nation , Carol Vorderman could be your number two

Shes a dreadful tory

Shes not invited

[life on mars]

Shes a dreadful tory

Shes not invited

She could play a big part , living in Cardiff now close by ? She would front up to Drakeford