Shout out to the wet trades!

[Tuerto]

I went on one of those 5 day slap it on plastering courses about 20 years ago

All I could produce was a cow pat which ran down the wall

My apologies

I leave it to those who know

Multi skilled tradesmen do exist and if you know one grab him by the bollocks

It's difficult to learn in 5 days. Plastering is a trade where you learn from your mistakes, there is so much that can't be taught. You literally have to **** things up before you improve, as mad as that sounds.

[LeningradCowboy]

It's difficult to learn in 5 days. Plastering is a trade where you learn from your mistakes, there is so much that can't be taught. You literally have to **** things up before you improve, as mad as that sounds.

That is how you learn to do anything unfamiliar!

[Tuerto]

That is how you learn to do anything unfamiliar!

Not on some ****ers house you don't and that's the truth.