Curtis Nelson "passer extraordinaire"

[Garth Blue]

Not a bad defender when the ball is lumped in the air at him but I have never witnessed a footballer, at any professional level, who just cannot pass a ball from A to B.

Other than the result last night and his embarrassing attempt to clear off his own line, the time the ball went out for a goal kick and he went to retrieve it for Phillips and somehow managed to kick it further away from Phillips than where it started from.

Even Phillips looked shocked ! !

I saw that. He can't head the ball either. I think his head is shaped like a threepenny bit it bounces off in all directions. He is like a human pinball.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

I saw that. He can't head the ball either. I think his head is shaped like a threepenny bit it bounces off in all directions. He is like a human pinball.

Explanation required for younger viewers?

(Not me, of course!)