Newcastle Takeover Done

[goats]

For half a century and more, Newcastle United have equalled cock up. That should change in the coming years, but are some clubs just destined to fall short continuously? Man City were that sort of club until around a decade ago, so it can be done, but I just wonder if Newcastle are forever destined to cock up?

Bit like us, even when we get a very wealthy owner we are still shiiiite