Quote Originally Posted by Tuerto View Post
Me and my wife have agreed to go the other way when we retire. Forget the walking and the camper van etc we've decided on taking drugs and drinking copious amounts of alcohol and some experimentation sexually, like swinging or dogging. It wont last long as it'll probably kill us both within a few years, but it beats scraping mud off me walking boots, picking up dog shit or sitting in a van as it cruises along the m5 motorway.
Thats a gimme with campers.
I am sure you could incorporate dogging with a little imagination.(photos might help , for a friend...of course.. )