25 minute half times with entertainment?

[Eric the Half a Bee]

One would hope that 'wardrobe malfunctions' could be avoided by any artistes performing at half-time on those Tuesday evening games in January.

It would be a way of gauging the popularity of entertainers.

"Let's look at who is performing where on tonight's midweek soccer special on Sky. Anfield is where you want to be to catch Lewis Capaldi, while Peter Kay is at Northwich Victoria where some fans have raised a fiver to cover his fee.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

It would be a way of gauging the popularity of entertainers.

"Let's look at who is performing where on tonight's midweek soccer special on Sky. Anfield is where you want to be to catch Lewis Capaldi, while Peter Kay is at Northwich Victoria where some fans have raised a fiver to cover his fee.

It's the strippers in deep mid-winter that I would feel sorry for.