Kieffer Moore will be gone in this window

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Any adult calling themselves a lad is not to be taken seriously

Anyone calling themselves butler without helping a gentleman adjust his to shooting stick and cravat is not to be taken seriously either

[Bob Lazar]

Anyone calling themselves butler without helping a gentleman adjust his to shooting stick and cravat is not to be taken seriously either

How did this board survive without your endless demonstrations of your self-perceived wit and command of the English language? You are the most tedious **** on this platform. I remember that you once described yourself having "held a soiree" !!! You absolute bellend of a man!!!

[Citizen's Nephew]

How did this board survive without your endless demonstrations of your self-perceived wit and command of the English language? You are the most tedious **** on this platform. I remember that you once described yourself having "held a soiree" !!! You absolute bellend of a man!!!

I don't like your tone Sir and demand you apologise to TBG otherwise a bout of fisticuffs will be in order. If I don't like the cut of your jib I'm using my foil.

[xsnaggle]

How did this board survive without your endless demonstrations of your self-perceived wit and command of the English language? You are the most tedious **** on this platform. I remember that you once described yourself having "held a soiree" !!! You absolute bellend of a man!!!

I'm amazed at your perspicacity to know so much about TBG and his linguistic rambles when you've only been on this board 3 months!!
Are have you?

[splott parker]

One word....Beddau

[NYCBlue]

I'm amazed at your perspicacity to know so much about TBG and his linguistic rambles when you've only been on this board 3 months!!
Are have you?

[Taunton Blue Genie]

How did this board survive without your endless demonstrations of your self-perceived wit and command of the English language? You are the most tedious **** on this platform. I remember that you once described yourself having "held a soiree" !!! You absolute bellend of a man!!!

Oh dear, oh dear. A bit of linguistic playfulness has made someone very angry indeed. This bellend would prefer to avoid a ding dong but there you go.

[stan butler]

How did this board survive without your endless demonstrations of your self-perceived wit and command of the English language? You are the most tedious **** on this platform. I remember that you once described yourself having "held a soiree" !!! You absolute bellend of a man!!!

Calm down mun

[Jimmy the Jock]

How did this board survive without your endless demonstrations of your self-perceived wit and command of the English language? You are the most tedious **** on this platform. I remember that you once described yourself having "held a soiree" !!! You absolute bellend of a man!!!

Cyclops is off again...........

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Cyclops is off again...........

I don't think that 'Bob Lazar' is Cyclops at all, old fruit. The latter did me a great favour in the recent past and was rather an all-round good egg. The bounder who accused me of being an unbearable cad and who metaphorically administered a thwack to my positillion is someone else, methinks. Let's hope his blood pressure has waned this fine morn.

[Citizen's Nephew]

I don't think that 'Bob Lazar' is Cyclops at all, old fruit. The latter did me a great favour in the recent past and was rather an all-round good egg. The bounder who accused me of being an unbearable cad and who metaphorically administered a thwack to my positillion is someone else, methinks. Let's hope his blood pressure has waned this fine morn.

Gadzooks Sir! I like your retorts. Metaphorically sending Wiggins around with a fine Madeira port.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Gadzooks Sir! I like your retorts. Metaphorically sending Wiggins around with a fine Madeira port.

[stan butler]

Anyone calling themselves butler without helping a gentleman adjust his to shooting stick and cravat is not to be taken seriously either

It's my surname
Stan was my nickname in the forces it stuck with me ever since