Poo on the sofa

[Dorcus]

Thanks for the tips all.

For clarification it was the dog that has done the dirty deed.

When me and the missus engage in bumsex it is always in the bedroom and the sheets always go to the charity shop if there is any brownage.

Top Tip:

I find that only buying brown sheets saves having to get rid of them. Handy too when she wants chocolate mousse smeared on her arse before anal sex 👍