Poo on the sofa

[Alan Lung]

What's the best way to clean poo off the sofa? I've got rid of the bulk of the payload but there are some streaky bits that remain. They won't wipe off with bog roll or the missus' bath towel.

[B. Oddie]

Put it in the machine.

[The Bloop]

Use her toothbrush- electric ones with a rotating head will produce the best results.

[ToTaL ITK]

see..this is what happens when you watch love island

[Eric the Half a Bee]

What's the best way to clean poo off the sofa? I've got rid of the bulk of the payload but there are some streaky bits that remain. They won't wipe off with bog roll or the missus' bath towel.

Do you get that when your missus has given you anal as well?

[willo1927]

What's the best way to clean poo off the sofa? I've got rid of the bulk of the payload but there are some streaky bits that remain. They won't wipe off with bog roll or the missus' bath towel.

Wipe your arse properly
Prevention is better than cure

[C1C9F2C7]

warm it with a hair dryer then chip it off with a hammer and bolster

[Rjk]

anyone else reading the thread title to the tune of smoke on the water?

[Alan Lung]

Thanks for the tips all.

For clarification it was the dog that has done the dirty deed.

When me and the missus engage in bumsex it is always in the bedroom and the sheets always go to the charity shop if there is any brownage.

[B. Oddie]

The only dirty dog here is you.

Thanks for the tips all.


For clarification it was the dog that has done the dirty deed.

When me and the missus engage in bumsex it is always in the bedroom and the sheets always go to the charity shop if there is any brownage.

[tforturton]

I can see a new chant developing.
"Poo on the sofa, you shouldn't poo on the sofa..."

[life on mars]

What's the best way to clean poo off the sofa? I've got rid of the bulk of the payload but there are some streaky bits that remain. They won't wipe off with bog roll or the missus' bath towel.

Lick it apparently our tongue has special qualities ,even seen folk eating the stuff on some strange web site cant remember their full names something to do with hub , hamsters or red something ?

[Dorcus]

Thanks for the tips all.

For clarification it was the dog that has done the dirty deed.

When me and the missus engage in bumsex it is always in the bedroom and the sheets always go to the charity shop if there is any brownage.

Top Tip:

I find that only buying brown sheets saves having to get rid of them. Handy too when she wants chocolate mousse smeared on her arse before anal sex 👍

[The Hooded Claw]

anyone else reading the thread title to the tune of smoke on the water?

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Eric the Half a Bee]

Top Tip:

I find that only buying brown sheets saves having to get rid of them. Handy too when she wants chocolate mousse smeared on her arse before anal sex ��

I already do. I've saved a fortune in toilet paper since I made the switch.

[life on mars]

anyone else reading the thread title to the tune of smoke on the water?

Made me chuckle, and I'm no brother 🤣

"" Poo on the sofa , smear in yer eye ""