Quote Originally Posted by Alan Lung View Post
What's the best way to clean poo off the sofa? I've got rid of the bulk of the payload but there are some streaky bits that remain. They won't wipe off with bog roll or the missus' bath towel.
Lick it apparently our tongue has special qualities ,even seen folk eating the stuff on some strange web site cant remember their full names something to do with hub , hamsters or red something ?