The 2021/22 Conspiracy Theory Ballon D'Or winner, The Great Reset.

[Wales-Bales]

Don't.

Please.

Were you the captain of the Titanic in a previous life?

[jon1959]

Were you the captain of the Titanic in a previous life?

There was no previous life. We only have one. I don't intend to waste it on ****wittery!

[cyril evans awaydays]

There was no previous life. We only have one. I don't intend to waste it on ****wittery!

You think The Titanic "accidently" struck an iceberg drowning lots of poor people who had nothing and were happy, whilst the plot for the uber rich people who supposedly drowned but actually were taken away in VIP lifeboats to set up secret Illuminati communes in Nova Scotia was only known to a gifted few. Bless!

[Wales-Bales]

There was no previous life. We only have one. I don't intend to waste it on ****wittery!

Aye, aye, Captain. It's nice to see you nailing your colours to the mast of Messrs. Johnson & Gates, which is rather refreshing when compared to your fellow comrades who restrict themselves to sniping and stalking.

[jon1959]

Aye, aye, Captain. It's nice to see you nailing your colours to the mast of Messrs. Johnson & Gates, which is rather refreshing when compared to your fellow comrades who restrict themselves to sniping and stalking.

I honestly have no idea what you're on about. But that's OK - I'm happier that way!