Quote Originally Posted by Organ Morgan. View Post
I find it difficult to believe you shelled out over 60 quid wooing your latest strumpet. Is she the one from Kenfig Hill with an enormous pair of udders you've been raving about?

Next time and all subsequent occasions she'll have to make do with a visit to your den for a microwave pizza and a can of pale ale. If you were a gentleman you would invest in a few candle lights and a Matt Monro LP.
She had a very nice dress on

I asked her where she got it

Charity shop

What am I supposed to say to that?