Starmer will be investigated by Durham Police ( crazy why now )

[splott parker]

Haven't you noticed... he's in EVERY thread.

I’m getting the view that he’s sat on his settee thinking up new daily drivel in his own made up language giggling to himself as he’s winding us up, no matter how hard we try not to fall for it. To come up with consistent fluent bollocks in some sort of indecipherable code is some achievement no matter which way you look at it. The man’s a disturbed genius playing with our minds.

[Citizen's Nephew]

I’m getting the view that he’s sat on his settee thinking up new daily drivel in his own made up language giggling to himself as he’s winding us up, no matter how hard we try not to fall for it. To come up with consistent fluent bollocks in some sort of indecipherable code is some achievement no matter which way you look at it. The man’s a disturbed genius playing with our minds.

....it's working!

[jeepster]

I’m getting the view that he’s sat on his settee thinking up new daily drivel in his own made up language giggling to himself as he’s winding us up, no matter how hard we try not to fall for it. To come up with consistent fluent bollocks in some sort of indecipherable code is some achievement no matter which way you look at it. The man’s a disturbed genius playing with our minds.

Well he got me hooked.

[The Lone Gunman]

The man’s disturbed....

Doesn't take a genius to work that one out.