Putin Joke

[Elwood Blues]

Putin dies in the middle of the war with Ukraine and goes to hell, but after a while, he is given a day off for good behavior.

So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender:

-Is Crimea ours?

-Yes, it is.

-And the Donbas?

-Also ours.

-And Kyiv?

-We got that too.

Satisfied, Putin drinks, and asks:

-Thanks, how much do I owe you?

-5 euros.

[Mr Soul '68]

Putin dies in the middle of the war with Ukraine and goes to hell, but after a while, he is given a day off for good behavior.

So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender:

-Is Crimea ours?

-Yes, it is.

-And the Donbas?

-Also ours.

-And Kyiv?

-We got that too.

Satisfied, Putin drinks, and asks:

-Thanks, how much do I owe you?

-5 euros.

Good joke matey, it made me smile anyway

[A Quiet Monkfish]

How about this one ...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLW7r4o2_Ow

[Hungry Blue]

How about this one ...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLW7r4o2_Ow

😄

[Rock_Flock_of_Five]

How about this one ...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLW7r4o2_Ow

Brilliant!

[poc]

How about this one ...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLW7r4o2_Ow